Room on the third floor: 5 minutes for... Dougster! :)

If u're interested keep reading, if u're not please dont waste ur time and go to make smth with ur life :)

dedicated post!! and actually today i'm not in the mood to write smth troubled, just turned my brain off for a while...hope that works!

HAPPY EFFIN B-DAY!!!

mis queridisimos mcflyers que nisikiera leen esto pero que importa, hay alguien x ahi del reino unido que lo merece, Today's POYNTER day!!! (espero hayan visto el TT en twitter hoy!) hahaha..

i'd love to say that our little boy just became a man..but he has only turned 22! hahaha

Dougie tu y tu bajo rosa que no es rosa xq mas bien es morado son la onda!!!

And if u want just a little taste of how bitchy is this big boy take a look of this cheeky interview... En tu honor Dougster!!

5 minutes with.... a sex god: Dougie.

So, how does it feel to be a sex god?

I don’t know where the hell you’ve heard that, but it’s definitely not true. It’s very flattering, but I think your sources are incorrect.

What’s going on under those baggy T-shirts? Buffness?

No not really, just a lot of hair. Which I shave a lot. I’ve got a tattoo that has a lot of attention to detail, so if I have too much hair on there it gets in the way and makes it look all weird. It’s Neil Armstrong in a moon-buggy fighting off an alien that’s trying to kill him.

Do you work out?

I smother myself in KY jelly. And then I do a few sit-ups.

So are you vain, what with the chest shaving?

No, I spend a lot of time looking in the mirror, but it’s to squeeze spots. I don’t have acne, but there are quite a few blackheads going on.

Filthiest fan mail?

It was a thong that had ‘Turn your erection in my direction’ written on it… We all get equal amounts of fan mail. Harry gets the older women – I think that’s because of his hairy face – Tom gets the geeky guys, Danny gets the chicks and I get the dudes. It’s awesome.

Any sordid tales of groupies for us?

There’s never been anyone in my bed waiting when I walk in to my hotel room, unfortunately. And there are none on the tour bus. It’s all a bit wholesome, just us playing video games. Sorry about that.

What’s the strangest or most daring place you’ve ever had sex?

Erm. Erm. Erm. I’ve never had sex, what are you talking about? We’re like the Jonas Brothers in McFly. We all wear those purity rings. And penis rings.

Liar. Come on, tell us!

I can’t. But only because I don’t have a good enough answer.

Speedos or shorts?

Neither. I wear a male thong on the beach. No white bum for me, hell no, just a white crack…

What does your girlfriend (Frankie from The Saturdays) think is the sexiest thing about you?

She thinks I look funny naked. I think that’s probably a good thing, you know – I’m providing humour in the bedroom. If you saw me naked you’d probably laugh as well. I don’t have an a*se. There’s just my back and then my legs really, which is kind of weird, and then there’s my massive stupid tattoo. And a small c*ck.

Really, how small?

I’ve never measured it, I’m too scared to face the truth.

si no entiendes, creeme, no kieres traducirlo.. Keep away you kinky one!!!